My name is Mr Purrsuasiave, but that can be mislealing.  Of course, I am a master at purring when held or petted, but I'll never try and pursuade you to do something.....like feed me, or change my water bowl, or pet me, or play with me, or buy me stuffed mice and balls.   I'm just not like that.  I'm SURE you will want to do those kinds of things on your own!

I do expect lots of loving and keeping me as a forever kitty.  In return, I will lick my bowl clean - forever grateful for the food you feed me.  I will purr every time you pe me.  I will entertain you with my playing and silliness.  AND I will love you for being mine.  Sound like a deal?